Matt Millz

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571332501

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 368

View: 2022

Meet Matt Millz - Britain's Youngest (and funniest!) Comedian! Matt may be small but he is truly mighty on the comedy circuit. Well, he is in his head anyway. When the school holds a talent show, Matt has the opportunity to demonstrate that he's got the magical chutzpah quip to take him all the way to the Apollo. With the help of his diminutive manager, Kitty Hope, and his hapless form teacher, as well as the school brute, his heartthrob and Rob his best friend, Matt learns what it takes to be really funny . . . A hilarious new book from National TreasureT and real-life (very) funny man Harry Hill.
Posted in Juvenile Fiction

Matt Millz

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780571332496

Category:

Page: 368

View: 1057

Meet Matt Millz - Britain's Youngest (and funniest!) Comedian! Matt may be small but he is truly mighty on the comedy circuit. Well, he is in his head anyway. When the school holds a talent show, Matt has the opportunity to demonstrate that he's got the magical chutzpah quip to take him all the way to the Apollo. With the help of his diminutive manager, Kitty Hope, and his hapless form teacher, as well as the school brute, his heartthrob and Rob his best friend, Matt learns what it takes to be really funny . . . A hilarious new book from National TreasureT and real-life (very) funny man Harry Hill.
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Matt Millz

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber Childrenas

ISBN: 9780571338542

Category: Boys

Page: 368

View: 5669

Open with your best gag. Finish with your second best. Make sure your face matches the material. Sell your routine . . . Matt Millz LOVES stand up comedy. He's studied the best. He's memorized all the advice. He spends hours writing new gags and thinking up crazy sketches . . . So when the school run a talent contest, of course he's going to enter. What he doesn't count on is: Last minute total meltdown His best mate pulling out zero seconds before going on Teeny tiny Kitty Hope and her own bonkers ambitions His stepdad's own 'funny' ideas And headmaster, Meredith Pavey, who very definitely has it in for him. Comedy gold from a comedy genius.
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Matt Millz Stands Up!

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571332528

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 256

View: 3895

Matt did it! His performance at the T Factor has given him the fame he dreamed of. Kitty is getting more gigs booked in with a whole new stable of comedic acts. Unfortunately, Matt hasn't had time to come up with new jokes so it isn't long before he is greeted with the worst heckle for a comedian: 'heard it before!'. But when Kitty suggests he takes a break to work on his routine, Matt can't stand to go back to his normal life. So he signs up with the stylish Excalibur Agency, brushing his concerns (and Kitty) aside. A life of celebrity awaits! But it doesn't take long for the shine to wear off and when they try and force him on to his first Live At the Apollo, without any preparation and no new jokes, how can Matt save himself from the ultimate humiliation?
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Matt Millz Stands Up!

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571332528

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 256

View: 5059

Matt did it! His performance at the T Factor has given him the fame he dreamed of. Kitty is getting more gigs booked in with a whole new stable of comedic acts. Unfortunately, Matt hasn't had time to come up with new jokes so it isn't long before he is greeted with the worst heckle for a comedian: 'heard it before!'. But when Kitty suggests he takes a break to work on his routine, Matt can't stand to go back to his normal life. So he signs up with the stylish Excalibur Agency, brushing his concerns (and Kitty) aside. A life of celebrity awaits! But it doesn't take long for the shine to wear off and when they try and force him on to his first Live At the Apollo, without any preparation and no new jokes, how can Matt save himself from the ultimate humiliation?
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Harry Hill's Bumper Book of Bloopers

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 057128177X

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 368

View: 6719

Another treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves it when people make silly mistakes. So much that he has put together a rib-tickling book of howlers, wacky stories and bloopers for all the family. The Bumper Book of Bloopers contains Harry's favourite goofs picked from the world's daftest newspapers and magazines - and believe it or not every single one of them is a genuine boob!
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Flight from Deathrow

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Sphere

ISBN: 0748108874

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

View: 9689

What happens when you are sharing a flat with Prince Edward and twenty pygmies? When an artificial-foot freedom fighter throws a British-made foot at the Chairman of the Communist Party of China and is then bundled off to a Mobile Prison made by the Ford Motor Company? Just what is Jonathan Aitken's Divas of Rock Show? Will Dong Xiao Ping make it to Tower Records to buy the latest Status Quo album? What of The Lady Di Chinese Restaurant in Walthamstow which specialises in radishes carved in the shape of British Prime Ministers? Will Andrew Lloyd Webber complete his new musical 'Dog Breeder'? Will Willie Whitelaw marry his parrot? Will our hero make that engagement at the Gonk factory in Leeds? As a stand-up comedian, Harry Hill is the equal of Eddie Izzard, Rich Hall and Frank Skinner. Performing bareback for the first time, the self-styled debonaire dachshund now makes his fiction debut.
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The Grip of Film

Author: Richard Ayoade

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571316573

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 256

View: 7464

Gordy LaSure's passionate about film. He eats film, he drinks film, and sometimes he'll even watch a film. But most of all he loves talking to people about film: whether a comely student with low confidence and a father complex, a Studio 'development' exec who doesn't trust his own judgement, or the countless people Gordy LaSure's encountered in his capacity as the web moderator on an Excessive Sweating Discussion Forum. Gordy LaSure's alwaystalking about films and how they'd be a shit ton better if only people would pull their asses out of their ears and listen to Gordy LaSure. The voyage of this book can be categorised as an attempt to understand How In Hell Film Works. Why are some films bad, and some films terrible?How come just a handful of films (Titanic, Porky's, Dirty Harry) areany good at all? Gordy'll tell you How and Why, and he'll give you a slug of Wherefore on the side. And he doesn't shoot from the hip; he shoots from the gut.
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My Friend Kevin

Author: Eve Pollard Lawrence,Kelly Warner

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 1546217487

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 24

View: 1669

My Friend Kevin is told from a classmates point of view about his friend with an emotional disability. The student explains some of his friends characteristics that can accompany an emotional disability, situations that may occur, and strategies that can be used in the classroom. My Friend Kevin is designed to help teachers explain emotional disabilities to students in a way that promotes understanding and fosters positive peer relationships in their classrooms.
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Wolfie's Secret

Author: Nicola Senior

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571331254

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 80

View: 9820

Wolfie was no ordinary wolf. He was a wolf with a difference. He had a special, super secret that nobody knew . . . Wolfie is supposed to be a big bad wolf. Unfortunately though, he's not very good at it - and worse yet, he has a terrible secret. Instead of gobbling up little pigs, Wolfie would much rather be wolfing down . . . cakes! Yes, it's true - this big, burly wolf is a star baker in the making. But can he keep his secret from that pesky Little Red? This stunning debut from author/illustrator Nicola Senior is a playful take on an old favourite tale, and one sure to make you laugh as you root for a wonderful new hero.
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Livin' the Dreem

A Year in My Life

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571271251

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 480

View: 1795

Harry Hill's unexpurgated diary of his year promises to do for the celebrity memoir what the Hadron Collider has done for particle acceleration. Think Samuel Pepys meets Katie Price. This frank and sometimes controversial diary details one hectic year in the eye of the showbiz storm, cut with a heavy mix of the day-to-day goings-on in Bexhill, where Harry lives at home with his mother and occasional Filipino fiance, Lay Dee. Follow the near fatal goings-on during Harry's filming of Britain's Most Dangerous Roads, his attempts to become a judge on X Factor and his struggle to meet the Welsh chanteuse Duffy at Warwick Avenue. Read of his dog's ongoing battle with the bottle, and how he is sacked from the sniffer staff at Gatwick Airport due to sexual harassment. Learn how Harry's Nan gets on in her holiday home in Iraq, her affair with the milkman and her subsequent struggle to have fun whilst living on a curfew.
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The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Scholastic UK

ISBN: 1407173677

Category:

Page: 128

View: 4661

The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book is jam-packed with over 300 hilarious jokes written and selected by bestselling children's author Michael Rosen. In association with the new Laugh Out Loud Book Prize - a new series of awards for funny children's books in the UK.
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Harry Hill's Whopping Great Joke Book

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 057124825X

Category: Humor

Page: 416

View: 5273

A treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves jokes so much that he has put together a side-splitting joke book for all the family. Containing Harry's favourite jokes picked from the world's joke archive, it also features jokes written by Harry, including some brand-new ones written specially for this book.
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The Polar Bear Explorers' Club

Author: Alex Bell

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1534406484

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

View: 3040

A precocious young girl is determined to prove herself as an explorer in the first novel in the whimsical Polar Bear Explorers’ Club series. Stella Starflake Pearl knows, without a doubt, that she was born to be an adventurer. It’s too bad girls are forbidden from becoming explorers. But Stella’s father has never been one to play by the rules. Leaving behind her pet polar bear, Gruff, and beloved unicorn, Magic, Stella and Felix set off on an expedition to the snowy Icelands. There, Stella plans to prove herself as a junior explorer, worthy of membership in the Polar Bear Explorers’ Club. So when Stella and three other junior explorers are separated from the rest of their expedition, she has the perfect opportunity. Can they explore the frozen wilderness and live to tell the tale? The first in Alex Bell’s imaginative new series, The Polar Bear Explorers’ Club is a fun and daring adventure filled with magic, outlaws, and fantastic faraway lands.
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Spark (Ink Trilogy Book 2)

Author: Alice Broadway

Publisher: Scholastic UK

ISBN: 1407185209

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 352

View: 4918

Leora is reeling: questioning everything she has ever known about her family and herself. As half-Marked and half-Blank, will she ever wholly belong in either community? She sets off to find Featherstone, home of her mysterious Blank birth mother, but will she find solace and safety or a viper's nest of suspicion?
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Tilly and the Time Machine

Author: Adrian Edmondson

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141372443

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 240

View: 6579

Tilly is seven and a half - and about to make history. When Tilly's dad builds a time machine in the shed there's only one place she really wants to go: back to her sixth birthday party, when she ate too many cupcakes and her mummy was still here. But then something goes wrong! Tilly's dad gets stuck in the past and only she can save him . . . Will they make it back in time for tea?
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Tim the Tiny Horse at Large

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 9780571244157

Category: Children's stories

Page: 176

View: 6217

In his new book of adventures, Tim the tiny horse has to deal with some BIG things. He falls in love for the first time with a lady fly who doesn't appreciate him, so he acquires a pet greenfly (called George) to love instead. He has fun being best man at Fly's wedding, and experiences the joys and horrors of babysitting Fly's new baby. And then he decides to rent out his matchbox stable to a mad ladybird and her chaotic host of ant friends . . .
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Tim the Tiny Horse

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 9780571229550

Category: Children's stories

Page: 176

View: 8655

One very small horse takes on the world of radio, has a go at reality TV and ponders the meaning of life . . . Harry Hill has created a gentle, comical character who will be adored by his fans and will make him many more. Tim?s pluck and humour will delight children and their parents, in this beautifully illustrated book. Ages 4+.
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The Best Medicine

Author: Christine Hamill

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1925712435

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 192

View: 7863

Things aren’t going well for Philip Wright. It’s not just the detentions or the girl problems that are getting him down. Or the fact that he weighs about the same as a medium-sized dog even though he’s practically a teenager. Now his best friend is acting super weird, his mum has stopped laughing at his jokes, and his English teacher thinks Philip is... a poet. When Mum gives him some seriously bad news, Philip looks to his comedy hero, Harry Hill, for an answer. But what if it’s impossible to joke his way out of this? The Best Medicine is an unforgettable reminder that laughter is the ultimate remedy.
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Harry Hill's TV Burp Book

Author: Harry Hill

Publisher: Ebury Press

ISBN: 9780091932244

Category: English wit and humor

Page: 96

View: 7940

Only with the help of Harry Hill's all newTV Burp Bookcan you finally find out what happens when... ...Ant and Dec meet up at night using the secret tunnel that connects their Chiswick homes ...Bear Grylls has to survive alone for days in a 5-star hotel and ...Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall helps the tenants of a block of flats rear their own oxen. Plus... Get rich with Alan Sugar. TV in the future. Spooky tales wid Derek Acorah. Perfect nights in with Alan Titchmarsh and Pete Doherty. 2-D You've Been Framed and Celebrities hiding behind bushes.
Posted in English wit and humor